Frank Bell

A device that tells me when my coffee is warm enough to drink, but not hot enough to murder me in my sleep. You're welcome inventors.

Watching Sponge Bob for the first time with my homies' children, and this commercial comes on for a kids toy that p… https://t.co/3HHm4Kunax

Damnit, @ThisIsUsWriters It's 1pm on a Wednesday and my eyes are sweating...